In the interests of balance on this blog, and to counteract Theo's vicious distortature of Michael Moore in the previous post, I am posting our first handsome-ature (not a caricature, not a distortature, but digital plastic surgery - designed to improve the appearance of the particular purveyor of humbuggery we are targetting).
Okay, I know he's still repellent, but I've done the best I can. It's Michael Moore people, I'm not a miracle worker.
... the Awful Truth
... pseudologia fantastica
... observational selection