Some readers of this blog may find our propensity to engage in the mockery of others by posting unflattering Distortatures to be distasteful.
So I am posting a distortature of myself in a pathetic attempt to deflect such criticism.
Readers may like to compare this photograph with the "official" photograph of me at the header of this blog.
As can be plainly seen, the buzz cut I had with #3 hair clippers had a significant impact on both my general appearance, and my emotional state. I think I'll let my hair grow again.