Foucaultian-Lacanian-Derridan-Postmodern social researchers who come up with these sorts of results have wasted many years acquiring credentials which they do not really need. The short-cut to equipping an aspiring PoMoSoSci (Post Modern Social
Scientist) with all the skills they need may be found here.
(Illustration depicts PoMoSoScis engaging in a peer review ritual before they ritually slaughter a subject.)