Sunday, December 11, 2005

Goofy the Altruist

Egotistical (oops, I'm mean altruistic) Brazilian footballer (and some might say Goofy doppelganger) Ronaldo wants to win the Nobel Peace Prize and will use all his skills to score that goal (hey, I made a pun):

I am going to work all of my life in this area and work to win the prize... It would give me a lot of satisfaction. It's a sacrifice worth making.

What a 'sacrifice', winning over a million dollars (to go with all his other millions). What a guy - Saint Ronaldo?

You are, indeed, quite LAME.